martes, 22 de enero de 2008

Adiós Slim Fast

Y claro, ahí está la pendeja tragándose cada mañana y cada noche durante las últimas tres semanas, su licuadito de Slim Fast, sacrificando el gusto, comiendo sólo cosas sanas que tanto daño hacen a mi organismo...
No, yo no esperaba bajar de peso, sólo no subir del actual. Conozco mis limitaciones, mis expectativas eran bajas.
¡Y téngale! Que me peso en el Vips. ¡UN KILO Y MEDIO MÁS EN TRES SEMANAS! (han de haber sido las crepas con cajeta, plátano y nieve de vainilla, pero no entiendo, ¡eran light!)
Tres semanas de mi vida, ¿quién chingaos me va a devolver esas tres semanas?
Así que qué más da, me dije. Me comí un par de burritos en la mañana, tres cafés con harta azúcar, una bolsa de papas fritas con jugo Maggi. Llegando a casa me comí un platote de carne asada, con mucho aguacate y tortillas de harina, así como medio litro de cocacola.
Después le conté a Fefé de mi decepción con la dieta y me dijo que era normal que subiera de peso, que mi organismo estaba almacenando porque le había quitado los carbohidratos. Pero que luego iba a comenzar a bajar de peso.
Ahora ya no sé si quiero.
La decepción fue muy grande.
Y además dicen mis gordas que no tenemos ninguna razón para querer dejar de ser gordas. Que los hombres tienen la culpa. Si así nos quieren, qué motivación tenemos para cambiar. Que además más vale gorda ganosa que flaca... eh... no ganosa.
He dicho.

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